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Boy & girl Kiss Kar rahe the , tabhi girl Ke baap Ki call aa gai - knha ho ? Girl replied:- Practical kar rahi hu. Father suggested:-  Itna bhi na Kariyo Ke exam se phle result aa jaye.

3+3=8.... Ye kaise hua? Batao.... Batao-Batao..  Tanik dimag par zor dalo.... Nahi maloom? Hum batate hain.Ye hua hai.... . . . . . . . . . Galti Se..

Teacher: What is common between Buddha , Jesus , Mahavir and Guru Nanak? Student: All of them were born on Government Holidays! To share above text in your friends, please see following tabs..

New Examination pattern... GEN;- Do all Question. OBC :- Do Any One SC:- Read Only ST:- Thanx for Coming And., Gujar:- Thanx 4 Allowing Others to Give the exam... To share above text in your friends, please see following tabs...

To be a 'Good professional'  always start to study late for "Exams". Because it teaches how to manage Time" and tackle "Emergencies" To share above text in your friends, please see following tabs..

Judge said:-Order. Order. Sardar:-1-pizza, 2-dosa, 3-idly, and 1-cool drink. Judge:-Shut up..! Sardar:No..No..7 up! Submited sms by shyam sundar to shere it click on following symbol To share above text in your friends, please see following tabs..

Engineer wo hai jise lecture me angelina jolie ka khayal ata hai, theatre me assignment ka sawal ata hai. mess me ghar k khane ka swaad yaad ata hai,exam se pehli raat slybus yad aata hai practical me kuch nahi ata fir B pas hone ka andaz ata hai, Bunk karte waqt class me saman bhul ata hai lekin pakda fir bhi nahi jata hai, Attendance se jyada proxy lagata hai,placement k kahyal me 4 saal barbad karwata hai But still Engineeer kahlata hai To share above text in your friends, please see following tabs..

Student kya jane paper ka ky hoga, Marks milenge ya Zero me tie hoga, Koi na jane apna result kya hoga, To Chabi ghuma Gadi uda, Gadi uda k bol bhaiya, All is fail... To share above text in your friends, please see following tabs..