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Students joke in english

Two students are deciding whether to go to their lecture or the pool on a wonderful summer day... The first says "How should we decide?" The second says "How about a coin toss?" "Sure, you can call it." "Okay, if we toss the coin and it stays in the air, we'll go to the lecture."

Joke: New Examination pattern..; Popular Sms Joke, Quote For Fun And Love

New Examination pattern... GEN;- Do all Question. OBC :- Do Any One SC:- Read Only ST:- Thanx for Coming And., Gujar:- Thanx 4 Allowing Others to Give the exam... To share above text in your friends, please see following tabs...

Always start to study late for Exams..; Popular Sms Joke, Quote For Fun And Love

To be a 'Good professional'  always start to study late for "Exams". Because it teaches how to manage Time" and tackle "Emergencies" To share above text in your friends, please see following tabs..

But still Engineeer kahlata hai...; Popular Sms Joke, Quote For Fun And Love

Engineer wo hai jise lecture me angelina jolie ka khayal ata hai, theatre me assignment ka sawal ata hai. mess me ghar k khane ka swaad yaad ata hai,exam se pehli raat slybus yad aata hai practical me kuch nahi ata fir B pas hone ka andaz ata hai, Bunk karte waqt class me saman bhul ata hai lekin pakda fir bhi nahi jata hai, Attendance se jyada proxy lagata hai,placement k kahyal me 4 saal barbad karwata hai But still Engineeer kahlata hai To share above text in your friends, please see following tabs..

Be a history when you die...;Popular Sms Joke, Quote For Fun And Love

Be a poet when you are alone... Be a king when You command... Be a scientist when you work... Be a lover when you see beauty... Be a history when you die... To share above text in your friends, please see following tabs..

10 reasons why I chose to be an engineer...; Popular Sms Joke, Quote For Fun And Love

10 reasons why I chose to be an engineer... 1. I hate sleeping. 2. I have enjoyed my life in childhood. 3. I can't Live Without Tension. 4. I wanted 2 have disturbed family life 5. I believe in geeta"karm karo fal ki icha mat karo" 6. I wanted 2 take revenge from myself 7. I dont like to spend time with my family 8. I wanted social boycott 9. I wanted to break up with my friends 10. I love 2 work on sundays n holidays.. To share above text in your friends, please see following tabs..

ALL IS WELL..; Popular Sms Joke, Quote For Fun And Love

Student kya jane paper ka ky hoga, Marks milenge ya Zero me tie hoga, Koi na jane apna result kya hoga, To Chabi ghuma Gadi uda, Gadi uda k bol bhaiya, All is fail... To share above text in your friends, please see following tabs..

If I were to be anything in this world...; Popular Sms Joke, Quote For Fun And Love

If I were to be anything in this world,. I'd be ur tears!! So, I can be conceived in ur heart, born in ur eyes, live on ur cheeks & die on ur lips!!! To share above text in your friends, please see following tabs..

Cutest Proposal in Lkg class..

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Cutest Proposal in Lkg class..! Boy:-kya tu melko apna addless degi??? Girl: pal ku? Boy:1 din balaat lekal aaunda..!!

The purpose of friendship ; Popular Sms Joke, Quote For Fun And Love

The purpose of f'ship is nt 2 hav some1 who might complete ur lonliness, bt 2 hav some1 wid whom u might share ur incompleteness. To share above text in your friends, please see following tabs..

Best couple on the Earth ; Popular Sms Joke, Quote For Fun And Love

Do u know d best couple on the Earth? It is Smile & Tears. They r never seen together. But when they r together,its d Best Moment of life. To share above text in your friends, please see following tabs..

Great Students ; Popular Sms Joke, Quote For Fun And Love

Great students flip a coin &think... Head:-we'll go 2 sleep Tail:-we'll watch a movie stand: we'll listen 2music If stays in air: we'll study.! To share above text in your friends, please see following tabs..