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Facebook april fool : facebook timeline

I just thought of something. Everyone seems to hate having TimeLine. And Facebook doesnt seem to care.. and at the same time they announce it to be live on April 1st. Is Facebook Trolling? Is TimeLine Their idea of an April Fool's Joke? just saying.

Planning for April fool

April fool around the corner.

planing some pranks

some pokes

some misc hives

and

thinking...

who can i trap Edith these...

April fool and interesting information about 1st april

Interesting about 1st April

April Fool's Day

All Fool's Day

Boomer Bonus Day

National Fun Day

National Fun at Work Day

Reading is Funny Day

Sorry Charlie Day

Islamic Republic Day (Iran)

Saint Lazarus Day (Bulgaria)

BIRTHDAYS

Emily Khalaf

March 26

21 years old

Jake Lafferty

March 26

30 years old

Kerri Keohane

March 27

Jenny Keohane

March 27

Luke Corkery

March 28

15 years old

Kyle Andrade

March 28

if you know more then leave your comment in comment box..

April fool text : April fool in advance

Friend my humble request to all of you

Please Open this mrssage after 6 days on Sunday

I know you can't wait,

So,congrats!

you are the 1st FOOL OF 2012,

April fool in advance..

April fool shayeri collection : april fool banaya

Kitne smart

tenu rab ne bnaya,

wahh,

kitne smart tenu rab ne bnaya.

Wahh,

wahh,

maine tenu

6 din phele

"april fool" banaya!

Ab bolo wah wah....

Hindi shayri : Apna lo kisi ko itna

Mohabbat karo to itni, Ki hadd na rahe,

Intzaar karo to itna, Ki waqt na rahe,

Bharosa karo to itna, Ki shak na rahe,

Apna lo kisi ko itna, ki kisi aur ka haq na rahe...

Whattsapp and Facebook status :- Would I marry you on Facebook ?

LIKE MY STATUS FOR ANSWERS !

How old you look ?

Are we close ?

The name I call you,

Are you worth my time ?

Would I talk to you ?

Would I hug you ?

Do I love you ?

What are we ?

Do I like your profile pic ?

Do I trust you ?

Would I care if I lost you ?

First impression ?

Have you ever made me laugh or smile?

Would I marry you on Facebook?

Should you put this as your status so I can like it?

FACEBOOK LOVE STORY:-

Add as friend-->

Approve -->

Write something on wall -->

Intro-->

Everyday chatting-->

Ask number phone-->

Texting-->

Calling-->

Meet-->

Express love-->

Couple-->

Make relationship status-->

Hangout-->

Misunderstanding-->

Fight-->

Break up-->

Unfriend-->

Block :

(THE END OF Story) lol

A sad love story of college student:

A sad love story of college student :----->

A Guy was in love with his Classmate Girl.

One day, he told her That he loves her a lot. But,

she got angry ,refused and left him disappointed ....

One day the Girl borrowed a textbook from him & wrote a msg:

"I found that I love u too, don't leave me please!" I am sorry ...

But the Guy never talked to her.

4 years went by ,then nothing happened .

Actually, he still loves her a lot but never came to know that she loves him, too!!!

MORAL: College boys never open their books!

Best joke to calm your nerves,Laughter is the best medicine

Best wishes to those writting the Life Sciences Later today,
a joke to calm your nerves,
Laughter is the best medicine.
But if you're Laughing without any reason,
you need medicine.........

very funny : Mental Hospital is not So Far..

I ve written nice poem 4 you.
Twinkle Twinkle Little Star..
you should Know What you R..
& Once you Know What you R..
Mental Hospital is not So Far..

Love is blind and never dies..

Two Lovers plan to suicide.

Boy jumped first, Girl closed her eyes and return back saying Love is blind.

Boy in air opened his parachute saying love never dies.

Love : together we can celebrate

Alone i can only say but together we can shout,
Alone i can only smile but together we can laugh,
Alone i can only live but together we can celebrate.

Very funny joke in hindi

RAILWAY INTERVIEW Interviewer:-Agar Do Gaadiyan Ek Line pe aa gayi to kya karoge? Santa:-Jee,Red Light dikhaunga Interviewer:-Red Light na ho to? Santa:-Torch Dikhaunga Interviewer:Torch na ho to? Santa:-Apni Red Shirt utaar kar dikhaunga Interviewer:-Shirt bhi Red na huyi to? Santa:-Fir Main apne Bhuaa k Ladke ko bulaunga Interviewer:-Hain, Wo Q? . . . . Santa:Jee, usne kbhi traino ki takkar nahi dekhi..

Miss you Shayri : Please go back

Birds love you,

Monkeys love you,

Hippos love you,

Snakes love you,

Tortoise love you,

Giraffe loves you.

Please go back to zoo, they all really miss you.

Smile because some smiling to see you..

Smile in pleasure & in pain,

Smile when trouble pours like a rain,

Smile when some one hurts you,

Smile because some1 still wants to see you smiling |

letters of Gold

Flowers will die, sun will set..

But u r my love that i wont forget..

Ur name is so precious,it will never grow old..

Its engraved in my HEART wit letters of Gold!

Fail Doctor Joke

Fail Doctor Joke

Doctor: The payment check you gave me has bounced back from the bank.

Patient: Because the disease you cured before had returned as well.

True Love Story:- A little love story a girl, who was blind

A little love story a girl, who was blind,

hates every thing in the world.

Expt her boyfriend.

One day she told him, if God gives her eyes she will merry him.

After some days some one has donated her eyes,

when she saw her boyfriend. she, He was blind.

Then boy said her know will you merry me ?

the girl silent for some time,and answered No.

The boy walks away silently and said, please

"TAKE CARE OF MY EYES"

That is true love..

Happy holi :- baaja ke dholak aur mridang, khele holi hum tere sang. HOLI MUBARAK

Khaa key gujiya, pee key bhaang,
laaga k thora thora sa rang,
baaja ke dholak aur mridang, khele holi hum tere sang.
HOLI MUBARAK

No Matter How Hard Times Get, Always Keep Your Head High And Continue To Be Srtong Because There Are People...

No matter how hard times get,
Always keep your head high and continue to be srtong because there are people who would kill to see you fall...

AN engIneer IS ALWAYS an engIneer..

NO MATTER HW MANY YEAR BACKS U GOT
NO MATTER HW MUCH U PAID FOR THE UNIVERSITY TO CLEAR THE SUBJECTS
NO MATTER HW MANY BACK PAPERS U STILL HAVE
NO MATTER HOW MANY TIMES U BEEN COUGHT CHEATING IN EXAMS
NO MATTER HW WORST COLLEGE U BEEN INTO
BUT AN engIneer IS ALWAYS an engIneer

Jordar shayri in Hindi : जोरदार शायरी

Jordar shayri in Hindi जोरदार शायरी शराब और मोहब्बत

"नशा, मोहब्बत का हो या 'शराब' का

होश दोनों में खो जाता है

फरक सिर्फ इतना है की

शराब सुला देती है

और

मोहब्बत रुला देती है

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