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ना back की परवाह , ना subjects सारे clear हैं यारों हम engineer हैं ना job की tension ,ना future का कोई fear हैं यारों हम engineer हैं हाथ में किताबों की जगह , table पर beer हैं यारों हम engineer हैं c++, java नहीं, chating अपना career हैं यारों हम engineer हैं late nite studies नहीं ,late night premier हैं यारों हम engineer हैं यहाँ कोई einstein नहीं, यहाँ पर सब shakespeer हैं यारों हम engineer हैं हम रहे भले चंगे ,चाहे देश की हालत severe हैं यारों हम engineer हैं माँ ने सोचा था ,मेरा बेटा engineer बनेगा ले माँ तेरा बेटा आज engineer हैं dedicated to all engineers.......

We Are Cheaters But, Don't Cheat Manners. We Hate Study But, Love Teachers (sumtimes). We Flirt Wth Flirters But, Love Lovers. World Can't Change Us But, We Can Change The Whole World. We Don't Have Books In Hands But, Have Revolutionary Ideas In Mind. Meet Us, we are Crazy..we are lazy, WE R ENGINEERS !! We rock..

I Decided to SUICIDE. I Went to Railway Track... And Then Your message Came, I Thought "Jab tumhare jese JEE Rahe Hai... TO MAIN KYU MARU...?

Rancho, Raju and Farhan Went for Evening Walk. After Sometime A strong Wind Blew and Rancho Was Flying In Air Why ?? Because Behti Hawa sa Tha Woh.. good morning....

Best whatsapp jokes : Doctor ki shadi funny style me ------------------------------------------------------------- 1. Doctor ki shaadi kuch iss tarah se honi chahiye, Ke lage ki doctor ki Shaadi hain... Baarat ambulance mein jaaye...!! Shaadi hospital mein ho...!! Photo ki jagah X- Ray liya jaaye. Aur khaane mein Vitamin - C ki goli Di jaaye. Mehmaano ko Chai yaa cold drink ki jagah GLUCOSE aur ORS diya jaaye. Dulhe ke galle mein Haar ki jagah Stethiscope Lagaaya jaaye. Aur, Maza toh tab aayeJab Doctor Shadi ke baad bole : "Next please"

Your aim in life should be "54321O" 5-Five digit salary. 4-Four wheeler vehicle. 3-Three room home. 2-Two cute childern. 1-One loving life partner. 0-Enemy.

Great students flip a coin & think... Head:-we'll go to sleep Tail:-we'll watch a movie student: we'll listen to music If stays in air: we'll study.

Husband, Wife and Doctor Joke Doctor: Your husband needs a proper rest. Here are some sleeping tablets. Woman: When will he have these? Doctor: It’s for you, not for him.

Dentist Joke A busy dentist and a patient: Patient: Doctor, my teeth. Doctor: I know what to do. Open your mouth. When the patient opened his mouth and the dentist pulled three of his front teeth. Patient: What have you done?! Doctor: Its weird, I pulled three of your teeth without any bleeding. Patient: Those were fake teeth.

Fail Doctor Joke Doctor: The payment check you gave me has bounced back from the bank. Patient: Because the disease you cured before had returned as well.

NO MATTER HW MANY YEAR BACKS U GOT NO MATTER HW MUCH U PAID FOR THE UNIVERSITY TO CLEAR THE SUBJECTS NO MATTER HW MANY BACK PAPERS U STILL HAVE NO MATTER HOW MANY TIMES U BEEN COUGHT CHEATING IN EXAMS NO MATTER HW WORST COLLEGE U BEEN INTO BUT AN engIneer IS ALWAYS an engIneer

10 reasons why I chose to be an engineer. 1. I hate sleeping. 2. I have enjoyed my life in childhood. 3. I can't Live Without Tension. 4. I wanted 2 have disturbed family life 5. I believe in geeta"karm karo fal ki icha mat karo" 6. I wanted 2 take revenge from myself 7. I dont like to spend time with my family 8. I wanted social boycott 9. I wanted to break up with my friends 10. I love 2 work on sundays n holidays....

MUNNA BHAI:-CIRCIT Ye Doctor Operatn K time Patient Ko Behosh Kyu Karte Hai ? CIRCIT:-Bhai Bole To Agar patient Operation Sikh Gaya To Doctor Ki WATT Lag Jaegi....

Doctor to Sardar: Aap ki ek kidney fail ho gayi hai. . . . . . . . . Sardar rote huye: . . . . . . . . . . . . .. ;-(;-(;-(  Kitne number se?

To be a 'Good professional'  always start to study late for "Exams". Because it teaches how to manage Time" and tackle "Emergencies" To share above text in your friends, please see following tabs..

Engineer wo hai jise lecture me angelina jolie ka khayal ata hai, theatre me assignment ka sawal ata hai. mess me ghar k khane ka swaad yaad ata hai,exam se pehli raat slybus yad aata hai practical me kuch nahi ata fir B pas hone ka andaz ata hai, Bunk karte waqt class me saman bhul ata hai lekin pakda fir bhi nahi jata hai, Attendance se jyada proxy lagata hai,placement k kahyal me 4 saal barbad karwata hai But still Engineeer kahlata hai To share above text in your friends, please see following tabs..

10 reasons why I chose to be an engineer... 1. I hate sleeping. 2. I have enjoyed my life in childhood. 3. I can't Live Without Tension. 4. I wanted 2 have disturbed family life 5. I believe in geeta"karm karo fal ki icha mat karo" 6. I wanted 2 take revenge from myself 7. I dont like to spend time with my family 8. I wanted social boycott 9. I wanted to break up with my friends 10. I love 2 work on sundays n holidays.. To share above text in your friends, please see following tabs..

Student kya jane paper ka ky hoga, Marks milenge ya Zero me tie hoga, Koi na jane apna result kya hoga, To Chabi ghuma Gadi uda, Gadi uda k bol bhaiya, All is fail... To share above text in your friends, please see following tabs..

Silence is the best way to keep away from problems. Smile is a powerful tool to avoid many problems. So have a silent smile always. Keep smiling To share above text in your friends, please see following tabs..

Once a boy died & went 2 hell. There,d devil strtd punishng him. Bt he challenged d devil tht he cnt make him 2 suffer. Devil tried all d punishments bt failed evrytime. Thn devil strtd crying & asked how do u tolerate all these tortures. He smiled & Silently replied "M ENGINEERING student dude.. To share above text in your friends, please see following tabs..