Very funny and reality about engineering students : यारों हम engineer हैं

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ना back की परवाह , ना subjects सारे clear हैं
यारों हम engineer हैं

ना job की tension ,ना future का कोई fear हैं
यारों हम engineer हैं

हाथ में किताबों की जगह , table पर beer हैं
यारों हम engineer हैं

c++, java नहीं, chating अपना career हैं
यारों हम engineer हैं

late nite studies नहीं ,late night premier हैं
यारों हम engineer हैं

यहाँ कोई einstein नहीं, यहाँ पर सब shakespeer हैं
यारों हम engineer हैं

हम रहे भले चंगे ,चाहे देश की हालत severe हैं
यारों हम engineer हैं

माँ ने सोचा था ,मेरा बेटा engineer बनेगा
ले माँ तेरा बेटा आज engineer हैं

dedicated
to all engineers.......

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Very fantastic Ajeeb Gareeb dilwale engineers

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We Are Cheaters
But,
Don't Cheat Manners.

We Hate Study

But,

Love Teachers (sumtimes).

We Flirt Wth Flirters

But,

Love Lovers.

World Can't Change Us But,

We Can Change The Whole World.

We Don't Have Books In Hands

But,

Have Revolutionary Ideas In Mind.

Meet Us,

we are Crazy..we are lazy,

WE R ENGINEERS !!

We rock..

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Very funny joke in hindi on Bahti hawa saa tha wo song

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Rancho, Raju and Farhan Went for Evening Walk.

After Sometime A strong Wind Blew and Rancho Was Flying In Air Why ??

Because

Behti Hawa sa Tha Woh..

good morning....

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Best whatsapp jokes : Doctor ki shadi funny style me

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Best whatsapp jokes : Doctor ki shadi funny style me

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Doctor ki shaadi kuch iss tarah se honi chahiye, Ke lage ki doctor ki Shaadi hain...

Baarat ambulance mein jaaye...!!

Shaadi hospital mein ho...!!

Photo ki jagah X- Ray liya jaaye.

Aur khaane mein Vitamin - C ki goli Di jaaye.

Mehmaano ko Chai yaa cold drink ki jagah GLUCOSE aur ORS diya jaaye.

Dulhe ke galle mein Haar ki jagah Stethiscope Lagaaya jaaye. Aur,

Maza toh tab aayeJab Doctor Shadi ke baad bole : "Next please"

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Dentist Joke, A busy dentist and a patient:

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Dentist Joke

A busy dentist and a patient:

Patient: Doctor, my teeth.

Doctor: I know what to do. Open your mouth.

When the patient opened his mouth and the dentist pulled three of his front teeth.

Patient: What have you done?!

Doctor: Its weird, I pulled three of your teeth without any bleeding.

Patient: Those were fake teeth.

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Fail Doctor Joke

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Fail Doctor Joke

Doctor: The payment check you gave me has bounced back from the bank.

Patient: Because the disease you cured before had returned as well.

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AN engIneer IS ALWAYS an engIneer..

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NO MATTER HW MANY YEAR BACKS U GOT
NO MATTER HW MUCH U PAID FOR THE UNIVERSITY TO CLEAR THE SUBJECTS
NO MATTER HW MANY BACK PAPERS U STILL HAVE
NO MATTER HOW MANY TIMES U BEEN COUGHT CHEATING IN EXAMS
NO MATTER HW WORST COLLEGE U BEEN INTO
BUT AN engIneer IS ALWAYS an engIneer

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True and funny : Painful reasons by an engineer to choose engineering : 10 reasons why I chose to be an engineer.

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10 reasons why I chose to be an engineer.

1. I hate sleeping.

2. I have enjoyed my life in childhood.

3. I can't Live Without Tension. 4. I wanted 2 have disturbed family life

5. I believe in geeta"karm karo fal ki icha mat karo"

6. I wanted 2 take revenge from myself

7. I dont like to spend time with my family

8. I wanted social boycott

9. I wanted to break up with my friends

10. I love 2 work on sundays n holidays....

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