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Jordar Majedar Chutkula chutkule in Hindi :- दुल्हन ने दुल्हे को एक जोरदार थप्पड़

विदाई के समय दुल्हे का मोबाइल बजा, मोबाइल बजते ही दुल्हन ने दुल्हे को एक जोरदार थप्पड़ मार दिया । 

उसमे रिंगटोन थी..... 

"दिल में छुपाके प्यार का अरमान ले चले.… 

हम आज अपनी मौत का सामान ले चले "



Vidai k samay dulhe ka mobile bja DULHAN ne thapad mar diya?


Usme ringtone thi-

"Dil me Chupake Pyar Ka Arman le Chale.

Hum Aaj Apni Maut Ka Saman Le Chale"


Hindi Shayari full on hope :- कुछ आंसू पलकों में छुपा

कुछ आंसू पलकों में छुपा लिए जाते है 

कुछ गम दिल में दबा लिए जाते है 

लोग कहते है कि हर गम के बाद खुशी आती है 

तोह बस हम इसी आस पे जिए  जाते है.… 



Kuch ansu palko me chupa liye jate h,

kuch gam dil me daba liye jate h,

Log khte h ki har Gam ke bad khushi Ati h,

Toh bas,hum isi Aas pe jiye jate hai....

funny shayari in hindi for bridegroom : पापा पापा शादी करनी

बन्दर की बेटी अपने बाप से बोली,

पापा पापा शादी करनी है,

बेटा थोडा इंतजार करो क्योंकि

दूल्हा अभी SMS पड़ रहा है। … 


Bandar ki Beti Apne Baap se Boli

Papa Papa Mujhe Shadi Karni Hai

Beta thoda intezar karo kyonki

Dulha Abhi SMS Read Kar Rahi hai....



Interesting Happy Valentines Day! --- Urgent vacancy for the post of Girl Friend

Happy Valentines Day!
Applications are invited for the following post. The package and incentives are mentioned below.
Designation : Junior girl friend (trainee)
Experience : Must have ditched at least 2 guys (Fresher with excellent credentials will be considered)
Other requirement : Should have the Potential to do street bargaining and fight if required.
Age : 18-26 (if the individual is too good looking but not in the age group can also apply, special consideration will undertaken for them)
Height, weight, complexions no bar, but is subjective.
Perks and incentives:
Total gross ( Monthly ) :
· 2 gifts worth not exceeding Rs. 1000/-(no precious metals, stones)
· bike rides each duration 1 hour
· trips to National Highways
· 5 Trips to Hanuman Mandir / Isckon Temple
· Kulfis / Chocobars at a regular gap of 3 days
· Daily Provision of Samosa/Bread Pakoda/Bhel worth Rs. 10 /-
· 2 movies (Family movies only) per month (on weekends)
· Visits to Shopping Malls and BARISTA every Weekend (On your own expense)
A Pair of Jeans or T-shirts according to demand will be gifted, subject to finance availability and to the size available with the shopkeeper.
Net Deductions (Monthly): Affair Fund and un-professional taxes will be informed on joining
The probation period is 6 months, after which confirmation (with Promotion to fulltime Girlfriend)

Plz NOTE:
1. Only females.
2. Girls who left in the last 2 months need not apply.
3. Ex-girlfriends will be eligible only if they agree to the above mentioned conditions.
There is more:
For girls who are not eligible, can take advantage of the referral. Program by referring their friend, colleagues etc.
Candle light or Tube light dinner will be given on every referral, even if candidate is not selected.
Search,,,,,, , never ends!!
Interested candidates can send their resume with


Subject:
Name/fresher- exp/age.
Photo must be in attachment. to the email address via mail
Note: Applications without photo will be rejected.


रफ़्तार जिन्दगी की...

रफ़्तार कुछ इस कदर तेज है जिन्दगी की..

की सुबह का दर्द शाम को, पुराना हो जाता है..
घर के सामने वाले पेड़ पर एक "गिरगिट" ने आत्महत्या कर ली है।
सुसाइड नोट में लिखा है......
"मैं आजकल इन्सनॊ का मुक़ाबला नहीं कर पा रहा हूँ, .......
रंग बदलने में"
सूरज नहीं डूबा ज़रा सी शाम अभी होने दो"
मैं खुद लौट जाउंगा मुझे नाकाम होने दो"

मुझे बदनाम करने का बहाना ढूँढ़ते हो क्यों"
मैं खुद हो जाऊंगा बदनाम पहले नाम होने दो..


Must Shayri :- Smile makes all the above..

Dream makes everything possible,

Hope makes everything work,

Love makes everything beautiful,

Smile makes all the above..

So always Brush ur Teeth...

Majedar Hindi Shayri :- Pyar karo office wali se,

Dosti karo college wali se,

Pyar karo office wali se,

Batein karo pados wali se,

Ankh ladao sali se,

Love karo dilvali se,

Aur maar khwo ghar wali se..

Very Funny Hindi Joke :- 3 male aur 2 female

Wife: kya kar rahe ho?

Man: Makkhiya maar rha hu.

Wife: Kitni mari?

Man: 3 male aur 2 female.

Wife: kaise malum?

Man: Kyonki 3 daru ki botal se

chipki thi or 2 phone se...

Majedar Baat :- Two Hindi Lovers plan to commit Suicide

Two Hindi Lovers plan to commit Suicide.

Boy jumped first. Girl closed her eyes, and returned back saying 'Love is Blind'.

The Boy, in mid-air opened his parachute saying "Love never Dies"


Newton's law of love :-Every boy on the Earth is attracted towards a girl...

Newton's law of love: 
Every boy on the Earth is attracted towards a girl with a force that 
is directly proportional to the beauty of the girl 
and
is inversely proportional to the strength of her brother.

'3 Idiots' Film Dekhnay ke Baad Aap ko kya Lesson Mila?

Teacher: '3 Idiots' Film Dekhnay ke Baad Aap ko kya Lesson Mila?

Pappu: Miss Yehi ki..Engineering Padh kar Bhi Medical ki Ladki Fasai Ja Sakti Hai..
Miss: Shut Up & Get Out.

Babloo: Miss Mein Bataon.?
Miss: Very Good, Batao..
Babloo: Miss College ke 1st Day Underwear Zaroor Pehna Chahiye...
Miss: U Also Get Out.


Shamu: Miss Mein Bataon.?
Miss: I Think U are A Brilliant Student.. Tum Sahi Bataoge.
 Shamu: Miss Doctor ke Elawa Engineer Bhi Delivery karva Sakta Hai...
 Miss: U Also Get Out.



GUDU: Miss Mein Bataon. Miss: HAAN BATAO...
GUDU: FRENCH KISS MEIN NAAK BEECH MEIN NAHI AATI. And I can show the demo..... Miss : Class is OVER;)

Majedar Shayri for Ajmer Students :-आनासागर और बजरंगगढ़ का किनारा न होता...

आनासागर और बजरंगगढ़ का किनारा न होता,
वैशाली का वो नज़ारा न होता,
ग्लिट्ज, मृदंग, माया मंदिर ने सिनेमा सुधारा न होता,
तो अजमेर में पड़ने वाला स्टूडेंट अवर न होता.... 


Anasagar or bajrangad ka kinara n hota,
Vaishali ka wo najara n hota,
Glitz, mridang,maya mandir ne cinema sudhara n hota,
to AJMER me pdne wala stdnt awara n hota..


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