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Chutkula Majedar - चुटकुला मजेदार

Chutkula Majedar - चुटकुला मजेदार

1.

Ladka :tum mujh se shaadi karogi..?
Ladki :nahi
Ladka: laikin kyun..?
Girl: mere ghar wale nahi manenge...
Boy:ghar me kaun kaun hain?
Girl: Mere shohar aur 2 bachche.

2.
Maa: beti tum saari raat kahan thi..?
Beti: main saari raat apne boy friend ke paas thi.
Maa: toh kar aayi apna muh kala.
Beti: toh kya hua Fair & Lovely hai na.

3.
Ek jawaan ladki ek budhe se shaadi karli,,
Logon ne puchha : aapne inme shaadi ke liye kya dekha?
Ladki: ek toh inki income aur doosre inke din kam.

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