Jokes for whatsapp - 4 funny jokes on boy and girl
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1.
BEFORE MARRIAGE:
Boy : I have been waiting for this day
Girl : Do u want me to leave?
Girl : Do u want me to leave?
Boy : No
Girl : Do u love me?
Girl : Do u love me?
Boy : Ofcourse
Girl : Will u ever cheat me?
Girl : Will u ever cheat me?
Boy : Never in my life
Girl : Will u ever kiss me?
Girl : Will u ever kiss me?
Boy : Every chance i get
Girl : Will u hit me?
Girl : Will u hit me?
Boy : Are u crazy?
Girl : Can i trust u?
Girl : Can i trust u?
Boy : Yes
Girl : Sweet Heart
Girl : Sweet Heart
AFTER MARRIAGE
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2.
Boy to Girl :Tumhari Umar kya hai?
Girl :20 years
Boy : tum ne to 5 saal pehle bhi yahi batayi thi?
Girl : dekha ladkiyan zubaan ki Kitni pakki hoti h.
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2.
Boy to Girl :Tumhari Umar kya hai?
Girl :20 years
Boy : tum ne to 5 saal pehle bhi yahi batayi thi?
Girl : dekha ladkiyan zubaan ki Kitni pakki hoti h.
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3.
Boy : Call me Baby
Girl : My Cute Baby
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Boy : Call me sweetheart
Girl : Sweetheart
Boy : Call me honey
Girl : Honey
Boy : Call me Darling
Girl : Darling..
Boy : Ohh you fool. I need you to make me a Call..
Girl : ohh... ok ok!
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4.
Girl :Nice mobile, Where did u buy?
Boy :I won dis in a running race
Girl :How many persons participated?
Boy :MOBILE OWNER, POLICE &ME.
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