Qu. Why does an Argentine stare at the sky and smile when there is lightning?
Ans. He thinks God is taking his picture...
Qu. How does an Argentine commit suicide?
Ans. He climbs onto his ego and jumps down, but he doesn't die from the impact; he starves to death on the way down...
Qu. If the Argentines are the best, why did they lose the Falklands War?
Ans. They didn't lose, they were the vice-champions...
Qu. What is the best deal on earth?
Ans. He thinks God is taking his picture...
Qu. How does an Argentine commit suicide?
Ans. He climbs onto his ego and jumps down, but he doesn't die from the impact; he starves to death on the way down...
Qu. If the Argentines are the best, why did they lose the Falklands War?
Ans. They didn't lose, they were the vice-champions...
Qu. What is the best deal on earth?
Ans. To buy an Argentine for what he is worth and then sell him from what he thinks he is worth...
Qu. Why are laboratories beginning to use Argentines instead of rats?
Qu. Why are laboratories beginning to use Argentines instead of rats?
Ans. Because they were getting attached to the rats...
Qu. What's the difference between Argentines and terrorists?
Qu. What's the difference between Argentines and terrorists?
Ans. Terrorists have sympathizers....
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