Khatre wala funny joke in hindi - Dulhan lal rang
Pappu :Papa,Dulhan Lal Rang Ke Kapde Hi Kyo Pehanti Hai ? Papa :Khatre Ke Sanket Ke Liye Lal Rang Ka Upyog hota Hai. |
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Very Funny hindi shayri - ladki pata li
Aashikon ka dimaag hota h khaali, Tabi milti nahi unko gharwaali, Gulam banke faste hai ishq ke jaal me, Aur kehte hai "Oye ! Maine ladki patali"..
Sardar jokes in hindi - Sardar Ke Ghar Chor
Sardar ke Ghar Chor aaya, Sardar ne dekha To chor Bhaga Sardar bhagta-2 usse bhee Agay nikal gaya Sardar : Ek to Chori uper se Hum se race.
Suicide joke in hindi
I Decided to SUICIDE. I Went to Railway Track... And Then Your message Came, I Thought "Jab tumhare jese JEE Rahe Hai... TO MAIN KYU MARU...?
Poem on Sweet brother in english
I can buy gifts but not Love, i can pretend to Smile, but not to be Happy. I can lie to others, but not to you. I do have many brothers... but none as SWEET as you..
Short Funny and Killing Joke in Hindi
Bin laden's son was studying in an American school. Teacher asked him 'I have 4 apple.How can i share among 5 people?' His ans - KILL ONE.
Short joke in hindi on Santa banta - makan pakad
Santa sharab pee ke tala kholne Lga... Hath kapne ki vajh se tala nhi khula... Banta bola 'tala me khol deta hu... Santa-Tala me khol lunga tu makan pakad ye Hill raha h.
Very comedy joke in Hindi on Santa banta - Talak kaise leti hai vo.
Pagal - MujhSe katrina shadi ke liye razi ho geyi hai. 2nd pagal- Aa gayi na apni aukat per vo, Me bhi dekhta hu mujse talak kaise leti hai vo...
Gazab ka hindi joke on santa banta - Train kya chiz he...
City Star Santa train ki patri par so gaya.. Banta- Train ayegi to mar jayega Santa-Upar se plane gaya kuch ni hua to train kya chiz hai ?
Short funny jokes in hindi on Lovely teacher
BETA : Papa meri teacher kitni pyari hai na ? BAAP : Beta teacher MAA ke barabar hoti hai. BETA : Aap to hmesha apne he chakkar me rahna.
Short funny jokes in hindi on Nokar and Chor
Ek Moti Aurat ne chor pkra aur us ke upar beth gai... Nokar se : Ja Police ko bula la.. Nokar : Meri Chappal kho gai hai.. Chor Chillaya : Saale Meri pahen le, par Jaldi ja...
Short funny jokes in hindi on Khushi ka Raaz..
Padosi : Yaar tere ghar se Hamesha Hasne ki Awaze aati hai. Khushi ka Raaz kya h? Meri wife muje jute marti hai Lag jaye to wo hasti hai, na lage to mai hasta hu.
Short funny jokes in hindi on SMS
Dekho mausam kitna suhana hai. Thandi thandi fizao ka aana jana hai. kuch sms kar liya karo dost. Is balance se kya apni shaadi ka card chapwana hai...
Very funny joke : Tumhe sardar kyun kehte hai ?
Sardar-Tumhe rajput kyo kehte hain? Rajput-hum apni baat pe jaan de dete hai. aur tumhe sardar kyun kehte hai? Sardar-hum bina baat K jaan de dete hai.
Jordar Hindi Chutkula in Hindi कांग्रेस ने महंगे पे महंगा किया पेट्रोल ( Petrol or Girl )
Jordar Hindi Chutkula in Hindi कांग्रेस ने महंगे पे महंगा किया पेट्रोल ब्वॉयफ्रेंड और गर्लफ्रेंड रूम में खामोश बैठे थे... गर्लफ्रेंड की सोच: 1. क्यों यह मुझसे बात नहीं कर रहा? 2. क्या दूसरी लड़की के बारे में सोच रहा है? 3.क्या किसी और को चाहता है? 4. क्या इसने मेरे चेहरे पर दाग-धब्बे देख लिए? 5. क्या मैं मोटी हो गई हूं? ब्वॉयफ्रेंड की सोच: साला पेट्रोल कितना महंगा हो गया है.....पहले तो मैडम को लेकर आओ फिर छोड़कर आओ। भाई को सलाह :- मोटरसाईकिल बेचकर साईकिल लेले, मनमोहन सरकार है
Romantic mathematical ek-kiss...very very funny....
Ek-kiss ke baad kya hota hai? Socho, sharmao mat.. Stupid ! Kya hota hai..? Ek-kiss (21) ke baad Baa-iss (22) hota hai, ginti par dhyan do romance par nahi.!
Mistakes make me human, Love keeps me alive
Mistakes make me human... Failure makes me stronger... Love keeps me alive... But it’s you who keeps me smiling...Ha Ha Ha....
Facebook april fool : facebook timeline
I just thought of something. Everyone seems to hate having TimeLine. And Facebook doesnt seem to care.. and at the same time they announce it to be live on April 1st. Is Facebook Trolling? Is TimeLine Their idea of an April Fool's Joke? just saying.
Planning for April fool
April fool around the corner. planing some pranks some pokes some misc hives and thinking... who can i trap Edith these...
April fool and interesting information about 1st april
Interesting about 1st April April Fool's Day All Fool's Day Boomer Bonus Day National Fun Day National Fun at Work Day Reading is Funny Day Sorry Charlie Day Islamic Republic Day (Iran) Saint Lazarus Day (Bulgaria) BIRTHDAYS Emily Khalaf March 26 21 years old Jake Lafferty March 26 30 years old Kerri Keohane March 27 Jenny Keohane March 27 Luke Corkery March 28 15 years old Kyle Andrade March 28 if you know more then leave your comment in comment box..