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Whatsapp jokes - four funny jokes on husband and wife

Whatsapp jokes - four funny jokes on husband and wife

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1.

Possible Reasons When A Man Opens a car door for wife :

1) The Car Is New.
2) The Wife Is New
3) (Most Imp) She Is Not His Wife


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2.
Wife is angry as hubby stands too close to a beautiful girl in bus, a few seconds later the girl slaps him for pinching.

Hubby to wife : I swear I didn't.

Wife : I know, I did it...


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3.
Police Officer: I arrest people, But, when I go home, I'm under house arrest, by Wife
Professor: I give lectures to students, But, when I go home, I get Lectured hourly, by wife
CEO: I'm the Boss, But, when I go home, I always feel like an employee, by wife
Judge: I give Justice, but when I go home, I Beg for Justice, by wife.


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4.
Husband : I found Aladin's lamp today.
Wife : Wow, what did u ask for darling ??
Husband : I asked him to increase your brain ten times..
Wife : Ohhh..Darling.. I love u so much.
Did he do that ??
Husband : He laughed and said multiplication doesn't apply on zero.


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